Bowmore doesn't believe it right now, but he is one lucky sheep. He has always had a rather high opinion of himself, based largely on his most visible attributes, his handsome horns. He likes to use them to butt heads with his big brother Archie and generally carries them like a royal crown.
This assertive personality made us question the state of his not-so-visible assets. As a little lamb, he was wethered by our vet using --- stop reading now if you are squeamish -- the crusher. This is a quick and common way of neutering a young male animal. It worked like a charm on our other wethers. But Bow is almost three years old now and we finally had to admit that physically and mentally he shows many signs of what we tend to think of as testosterone poisoning.
Linda managed a good groping of his nether regions the other day (I can only
imagine the look on his face) and discovered not one but two little testicles still in existence. Uh oh. This is not good. Then yesterday he really took to seriously bullying Linda's golden boy, Archie. That is
really not good. So this morning Bowmore found himself loaded into the back of the SUV for a quick trip to the vet clinic.
This is the sort of situation that separates the serious farmers from the soft-hearted novices with big fluffy pets, perhaps. On a real farm, don't the sheep ride in trucks instead of the back seat of the family vehicle? And a troublesome butthead would be taking a trip to the freezer, not booked in to the local clinic for full anesthetic, a couple of quick snips to solve his problems, and a pedicure, all the while being admired and fussed over by the kind staff. He's not the only lucky one though. We got a real break from the vet who recognized that the job hadn't been done successfully in the first place and didn't charge for today's procedure at all. That was very generous, and much appreciated.
So Bowmore and his lovely fleece are safely home again. He still has his ever so impressive set of horns, but hopefully he'll be losing the urge to use them. We want peace and harmony to reign in our little flock when the lambs arrive in May!